I’ve come up with a response.<3
I should stop making stuff this long. I really tried to keep them more-less in character, but I am never confident about it.
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
I see a fucking creepy demon
Not sure that glasses can fix that one, big brother
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
ALWAYS REBLOG THE EATIN’ SOCK
“‘screamo’ isnt music”
“‘dubstep’ isnt music”
"rap isnt music"
"justin beiber’s a little shit"
Pete Wentz has yet to fail me
So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
this is the cutest thing ever
well on a slightly happier note, i tried a few methods this month that supposedly make your period shorter/more manageable, and low and behold, mine was only 4 days long. more like 3, really. i’ll go ahead and put it under the cut if anyone’s interested! (and yes, this will get fairly tmi. sorry!)
Hey remember that girl Justin Beiber made fun of for her weight?
You went and fucked up now boy.